April 2012
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Apr 30th
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Yesterday I concluded that I am a very funny...
camillionaire: It’s just that most people don’t laugh at my jokes. I’M THE ONE THAT SAID THISSSS, about myself. “I’m funny” is a typical quote of mine, especially when drunk, because people just need a reminder sometimes. i’m only funny if you’re funny because you can understand how funny i really am. if you can understand my funny then you’re...
Apr 26th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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“The great moments of your life won’t necessarily be the things you do, they’ll...”
– How I Met Your Mother, Right Place Right Time (2009)
Apr 21st
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"keep your ducks in a row"
i love it when you stumble across a valuable life lesson without even meaning to and having that “i’m gonna look back on this someday and remember it’s importance” kinda feeling.  this came about at work tonight when i asked the sales manager at the gym i work at what the deal was with all the wooden ducks in his office. he has about 3-4 wooden ducks on a shelf near his...
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Apr 11th
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Apr 8th
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Listenwe’re going no where fast, we’ve...
Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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Apr 1st
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